Dear girls,

Don’t expect the guy to stay up til 3AM for you. Don’t expect that he doesn’t have a life and he’ll spend every second with you. Don’t expect him to text and call you every single minute. Don’t expect him to give you his sweater, bring your own. It’s cute, don’t get me wrong. But you’re a big girl: you both need sleep, you both have different lives to live, you both get busy sometimes, and you do own a sweater. Just try not to be so dependent on him so much. He get’s tired and he’ll get grumpy and annoyed with your needy ass.